Stoled from: DigitalRevolution

[x] - You like cheese. (Not the American kind.)
[ ] - You hate peanuts.
[x] - You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] - You have farted today.
[x] - You have choked on something.
[x] - You are a writer.
[ ] - You smoke.
[x] - You like to swim.
[x] - You have farted more than once today.
[x] - You like ice cream.

TOTAL SO FAR = 8

[x] - You have lied more than 10 times. (Mwahahaha.)
[ ] - You are an only child.
[ ] - You have more than 3 pets.
[ ] - You prefer water to other drinks.(Soda junkie)
[ ] - You are an alcoholic.
[x] - You are under 20 years old.
[ ] - You are over 30 years old.
[ ] - You have a boyfriend/girlfriend. ( D: )
[x] - You like jewelry. (Shiiiiny)
[x] - Your favorite music genre is rock. (Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution.)

TOTAL SO FAR = 12

[x] - You weigh more than 140 lbs. (solid muscle OH YEEEEAH.)
[x] - You like pirates. (Savvy?)
[x] - You like anime.
[x] - You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. (Dogs! Bullets and Carnage! such pretty art!!!)
[ ] - You take a prescription drug every day.
[>] - You have a job. (volanteer work)
[x] - You like to eat eggs. (Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs.)
[x] - You have brushed your teeth today
[ ] - You have a religion.
[> ] - You dress stranger than other people. (They dress strange to me so I guess I dress strange to them.)

TOTAL SO FAR = 19

[ ] - You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] - You have eaten something odd before. (Potato chips w/ chocolate whipped cream. it was....weird....)
[ ] - You are bad at math.
[x] - You love electronics. (kzzzzt!!!)
[x] - Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week. (ARRRRTT TEAACHER MUSSSST DIIIIIIEEE!!)
[x] - You cuss a lot. (Every other word baybeh.)
[x] - You believe in aliens. (seriously. how likely is it that we're alone? It's a freaking INFINENT UNIVERSE)
[x] - You play video games. (Hey, listen.)
[ ] - You have low self-esteem. (I love me.)
[ ] - You carry a purse. (MAN-BAG!!)

TOTAL SO FAR = 25

[x] - You like flowers. (only the interesting looking ones.)
[ ] - You are bisexual or homosexual.
[ ] - You are a Capricorn or a Scorpio.
[x] - You have used tarot before. (like, once....mabye...i think....)
[x] - You believe in ghosts. (oooooo-eeeeeeee-ooooooooo.)
[ ] - You think *The-Fun-Group is awesome. (zaul?)
[ ] - You like =Fotus9's horoscopes better than *An-Unsure-Thing's... (Who with the what now?)
[ ] - You thought today's funny saying was really funny.
[ ] - You have gotten one of the daily riddle's right.
[x] - You have gotten in/came close to being in a fist fight. (temper i has.)

TOTAL SO FAR = 29

[x] - You like fire. (Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.)
[ ] - You have fainted or passed out before.
[ ] - You have a high school diploma.
[x] - You live in America. (land of the whiners.)
[ ] - You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] - You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] - You have tried chewing tobacco.
[ ] - You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] - You sleep in the nude.
[ ] - you will tag people to do this

TOTAL SO FAR = 32

[x] - You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] - You own a stuffed animal.
[x] - You like watermelon. (NOOOOOOOOOOM)
[ ] - You live in Europe.
[x] - You have a fetish for something. (.........shut up.)
[x] - You fidget a lot. (*twitch*)
[x] - You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[ ] - You won't re-post this quiz. (of course not)
[x] - You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ ] - You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR = 39

[x] - You can cook well. ( I's gots the skillzzzzz.)
[ ] - You like to party.
[x] - You are a bad dancer.
[ ] - You are a professional dancer.
[x] - You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] - You have a friend that you think is crazy.(-DigitalRevolution. you know it to be true!)
[ ] - You have under 10 good, close friends.
[ ] - You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] - You have ran away from something.
[ ] - You have watched the movie: "X Men 3".

TOTAL SO FAR = 44

[x] - You like to mix soft drinks together. (Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble! Eeeeehheheheeeee!)
[x] - You have done an odd experiment. (:See above perethasese
[x] - People have stared at you oddly in public. (*twitch*)
[x] - Your grandmother(s) are still alive. (.....dammit. jk,jk. :})
[ ] - You have a step-mom or dad.
[ ] - You hate to be tagged.
[ ] - You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[ ] - You have a dA subscription.
[ ] - Your hair is brown.
[x] - You love to eat candy. (SUUUUUGAAAAAR. *vibrates*)

TOTAL SO FAR = 49

[x] - You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] - You love cats.
[x] - You have a quirky personality.
[ ] - You are a coffee addict.
[x] - You live near a body of water.
[x] - You have had a toothache.
[x] - You currently have to go to the bathroom. (Gotta pee, Gotta pee, Gotta pee!)
[ ] - You like reading others' answers to "What would you do?".
[ ] - You are a vegetarian/vegan.
[x] - You use the term: "Epic Fail". (much too often)

GRAND TOTAL = 56

find your score & re-post this titled as "i'm __________" (put your answer in the blank)

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant.
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = Sweat.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity